Posts tagged amurica
'murica!
YOU CAN UNFOLLOW US BUT YOU CAN’T UNFOLLOW FREEDOM.
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
(via theobsessivenerd)
This is how Osama Bin Laden was killed….
(Source: pucksandheels)
The country can’t even handle him right now.
In America, we have a county named YOLO
(Source: fuckyeahamurica)
http://cyruspotnoodle.tumblr.com/post/17230728478/mallamun-cassiesarecool-ihateshoes
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
The face behind the bagged milk is the best part of this post.
Oh yeah?! Milk in a bag?! Well America’s got-
That’s right. Chocolate chip pancakes, baked around sausages. On a stick. They’re even individually wrapped for maximum environmental damage.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via orbitingasupernova)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
(Source: dreacc, via muggletastic)
It’s not gay if it’s in a threeway… with the declaration of independence
(via misnomer-)
