Posts tagged american pride
'murica!
YOU CAN UNFOLLOW US BUT YOU CAN’T UNFOLLOW FREEDOM.
why I’m proud to be an American:
- at least I know I’m free
(Source: them0rrigan)
http://cyruspotnoodle.tumblr.com/post/17230728478/mallamun-cassiesarecool-ihateshoes
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round, canada.
Dying.
The face behind the bagged milk is the best part of this post.
Oh yeah?! Milk in a bag?! Well America’s got-
That’s right. Chocolate chip pancakes, baked around sausages. On a stick. They’re even individually wrapped for maximum environmental damage.
(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via orbitingasupernova)
If this doesn’t say America, then idk what does.
(Source: alliexkat)
Oven Mitt Romney
merkinkerkers asked:
I only watch the Superbowl for the national anthem.
(Source: dailylolpic)
Guy: send me something sexxxaaayy.
Me:
i don’t know how to make an apple pie
but surely enjoying this america-themed hand sanitizer is enough.
it smells like the sweet scent of freedom.
and apple pie.
hey, they were fifty cents. it was almost like buy one get one free, but better. if it had been, i would have gotten the AMERICA one FREE.
(Source: joemauersbitch, via mlleaimee)
