'murica!

patchoulol: American stereotypes overseas will never cease to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:23 -0400

patchoulol:

American stereotypes overseas will never cease to amuse me.

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zaynmalik-me: can i borrow your african american crayon?

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:45:39 -0400

zaynmalik-me:

can i borrow your african american crayon?

pkmntrainerjohn: i run a blog called fucknosocaljustice where i point out the flaws in the southern...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:30:42 -0400

pkmntrainerjohn:

i run a blog called fucknosocaljustice where i point out the flaws in the southern california legal system

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etlovers: clubmink: burairium: Obama selfies are the best...

Sat, 11 May 2013 20:16:05 -0400

etlovers:

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

go home obama ur drunk

so basically america's rationale for jumping into wwi boils down to

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:45:27 -0400

america: hey dont do the thing
germany: does the thing
america: motherfucker

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michaelpalin: what circle of the pentagon’s security have i...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:15:29 -0400

michaelpalin:

what circle of the pentagon’s security have i breached

what is the\ threat to the US hidden within russell howard’s stand up dvd ‘dingledodies’

wake up america there’s somethin happening here

blackflirtlarping: roachpatrol: alimarko: drinkmasturbatecry: ...

Thu, 09 May 2013 22:45:17 -0400

blackflirtlarping:

roachpatrol:

alimarko:

drinkmasturbatecry:

kurson:

finally thank you obama

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSS

thanks obama

That gif has never been used in a better fashion

windona: beachbabewannabe: miketooch: WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL...

Thu, 09 May 2013 21:30:19 -0400

windona:

beachbabewannabe:

miketooch:

WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THIS MAP IS RED!

WITH ~~THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES~~ EQUALITY!

The northeast has it going on!

Come on NJ! Beat PA in legalizing equality! Do you really want to be surrounded by states that are better about being fair about this than you?

ticklishbutts: the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:15:36 -0400

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

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comedycentral: Last night’s Daily Show was a real...

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:15:34 -0400

comedycentral:

Last night’s Daily Show was a real vocabulary-booster. Click here to watch.

ceeberoni: neopreps: a map of america drawn from memory yeah

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:15:47 -0400

ceeberoni:

neopreps:

a map of america drawn from memory

yeah

ohabutt: in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were...

Wed, 01 May 2013 22:45:30 -0400

ohabutt:

in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity