July 2012
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“This is America. there is no reason to lie, cheat, steal, unless you wanna be...”
– Phillip DeFranco (via jteliczan) Happy 1000th post!
Jul 19th
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Jul 19th
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“i’m gonna seduce the president of the united states”
– nicolas cage in national treasure 3, hopefully (via adamusprime)
Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS Bramerica. #LIBERTEA
Jul 17th
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Jul 17th
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deadmentellnotales333: bigtimerussian: I don’t watch degrassi because it’s unrealistic who lives in Canada they actually made up Canada for the show
Jul 16th
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how every argument against obama goes
thefakeitalian: “he poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!” “he DID??!!” “nooo…but are we gonna wait around until he DOES?”
Jul 16th
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Mitt Romney: If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him.
Black people: what
White people: what
Mexican people: what
Asian people: what
Young children: what
My cat: what
The large rock in my backyard: what
Time: what
Space: what
Light: what
Literally the entire universe: what
Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 15th
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once, I convinced an american guy... →
adebimpe: …that purple (the color) didn’t exist in canada i pointed to someone’s purple shirt and asked him ‘what’s that?’ pretending that i had never seen that color before in my life. he got so confused and then he got really intense and concerned about it and he went into this elaborate explanation of how purple is this combination of red and blue and he couldn’t believe that canadians...
Jul 15th
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I love how the rest of the world calls Americans...
little-polka:
Jul 14th
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GUYS STOP EVERYTHING
pocketofpersons: An AMERICAN was hurt today in a different country. An American. Why aren’t other countries protecting us Americans? We are the most important people in the world. We need to be protected EVERYWHERE. Even if it’s our fault we get hurt, we need to be protected. Without us, the world would be lost. preach, sistah
Jul 14th
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