August 2012
78 posts
thishelplesshazeimin:
i have never hated the media as much as i do right now, thank you olympic games
really i just want to enjoy the olympics for the joy of the olympics because that’s what a lot of the competitors are actually doing but dammit US you’re not making that very easy.
getting real tired of your shit, america
sorry for being awesome at everything
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July 2012
186 posts
ihopemittromney:
I hope Mitt Romney goes overseas and says some insensitive things about the London Games and it cause an international snafu that harms his international credibility and-OH WAIT
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drzaius:
i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics
why do you keep trying
why
nerd-do-well:
nerd-do-well:
my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer…
brb i’m going to go look in the freezer
MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
Ryan Lochte barred from wearing his red, white and... →
“American swimmer Ryan Lochte wanted to wear a custom-made red, white and blue grill on the podium after winning the 400 IM — presumably to honor the ancient Olympians who also used to ice out with teeth jewelry. His plan hit a snag when a humorless IOC official informed him that wearing the grill would result in a failure to receive the most precious bling of all.”
Wayne...
“The London Olympics opening ceremony was absolutely mesmerizing!”
– Nobody (via andrerosario)
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sweet-lolitas:
Soon the U countries will appear
Soon..
#USAUSAUSA
believed:
wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY JESUS
THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN
THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN
THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
neverbirds:
getnothingdone:
has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously
#we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
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plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
fandomsessed:
getthefrigginsalt:
fuelthelies:
Plot Twist: They don’t light the torch they light a stove, and boil a giant pot of tea.
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sweet-lolitas:
“Why is Georgia at the Olympics”
“Oh wait that is the country not the state oops”
thisusedtobeabookblog:
crazycato:
July 27th, the night Britain took over tumblr
This is payback for July 4th isn’t it
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Things I miss about the U.S. while living in...
genslens:
Fries that come with ketchup without having to ask
Bacon
My laptop
Warm weather
Bacon
Friends
A pizza with real pepperoni on it
Big toliets & vehicles
Seriously, what is wrong with Europe’s bacon?
#priorities
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shooptastic:
america isn’t heavy because we’re fat
it’s because of all of this freedom pulsing through our anatomies
freedom isn’t for the weak and skinny
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cantescape-fromhim:
Forever wishing I was American. (Or married to one. My GOODNESS, the accent.)
http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis
We’re here for you, bro.
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“This is America. there is no reason to lie, cheat, steal, unless you wanna be...”
– Phillip DeFranco (via jteliczan)
Happy 1000th post!
“i’m gonna seduce the president of the united states”
– nicolas cage in national treasure 3, hopefully (via adamusprime)
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michelleisnotonfire:
theonewhowrites:
loki-dokey:
postordiea:
bendydicks:
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
Bramerica.
#LIBERTEA
