thishelplesshazeimin: i have never hated the media as much as i do right now, thank you olympic games really i just want to enjoy the olympics for the joy of the olympics because that’s what a lot of the competitors are actually doing but dammit US you’re not making that very easy. getting real tired of your shit, america sorry for being awesome at everything
ihopemittromney: I hope Mitt Romney goes overseas and says some insensitive things about the London Games and it cause an international snafu that harms his international credibility and-OH WAIT
drzaius: i just feel so bad for other countries in the olympics why do you keep trying why
nerd-do-well: nerd-do-well: my mum just came into my room and told me not to look in the freezer… brb i’m going to go look in the freezer MUM THAT’S NOT FUNNY.
Ryan Lochte barred from wearing his red, white and... →
“American swimmer Ryan Lochte wanted to wear a custom-made red, white and blue grill on the podium after winning the 400 IM — presumably to honor the ancient Olympians who also used to ice out with teeth jewelry. His plan hit a snag when a humorless IOC official informed him that wearing the grill would result in a failure to receive the most precious bling of all.” Wayne...
The London Olympics opening ceremony was absolutely mesmerizing!– Nobody (via andrerosario)
sweet-lolitas: Soon the U countries will appear Soon.. #USAUSAUSA
believed: wHAT DID YOU EXPECT FROM THE LONDON CEREMONY JESUS THIS ISNT KIND OF OKAY BRITAIN THIS ISNT ALRIGHT BRITAIN THIS IS GREAT BRITAIN
neverbirds: getnothingdone: has anyone noticed we brits literally take nothing seriously #we parachuted our queen into the olympic stadium
plot twist: the queen reveals that the olympics is actually the hunger games and all the countries are pitted against each other
fandomsessed: getthefrigginsalt: fuelthelies: Plot Twist: They don’t light the torch they light a stove, and boil a giant pot of tea.
sweet-lolitas: “Why is Georgia at the Olympics” “Oh wait that is the country not the state oops”
thisusedtobeabookblog: crazycato: July 27th, the night Britain took over tumblr This is payback for July 4th isn’t it
Things I miss about the U.S. while living in...
genslens: Fries that come with ketchup without having to ask Bacon My laptop Warm weather Bacon Friends A pizza with real pepperoni on it Big toliets & vehicles Seriously, what is wrong with Europe’s bacon? #priorities
shooptastic: america isn’t heavy because we’re fat it’s because of all of this freedom pulsing through our anatomies freedom isn’t for the weak and skinny
cantescape-fromhim: Forever wishing I was American. (Or married to one. My GOODNESS, the accent.) http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis We’re here for you, bro.
This is America. there is no reason to lie, cheat, steal, unless you wanna be...– Phillip DeFranco (via jteliczan) Happy 1000th post!
i’m gonna seduce the president of the united states– nicolas cage in national treasure 3, hopefully (via adamusprime)
michelleisnotonfire: theonewhowrites: loki-dokey: postordiea: bendydicks: You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS Bramerica. #LIBERTEA