February 2012
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http://cyruspotnoodle.tumblr.com/post/17230728478/m... →
mallamun:
cassiesarecool:
ihateshoes:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win...
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Watch
“What I saw bore no resemblance to rosy official statements by U.S. military...”
– Lt. Col. Daniel L. Davis has scathingly called out the official US position on progress in Afghanistan, based on his own personal experiences there. He plans to publish a longer, full report form of this Armed Forces Journal article on his website. (That the official position on Afghanistan is...
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
Reblog this if you are proud to be an American.
wvnderbar:
i miss the days in america when you could accuse someone of being a witch to seize their property
1690’s kid forever<3
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fridgerejections:
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shiphassailed:
captainchord:
belagasm:
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
omg the graphic omg I cannot skadfsaigjyguso
also true
america has 365
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America: Trolling the world since 1776
2% of Americans Believe Mitt Romney’s Real First... →
goforthandagitate:
According to a new survey by “Vanity Fair” and “60 Minutes”, a full 2% of the U.S. population thinks that “Mitt” is actually short for “Mittens.” They believe his full legal name is Mittens Romney.
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doctorwatson-:
america is currently so transfixed with the grammy awards that nobody notices as nicolas cage steals the declaration of independence
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corrinda:
It’s not gay if it’s in a threeway… with the declaration of independence
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Nicolas Cage on SNL tonight: We must move on to our next adventure
Seth Meyers: And what is that?
Nicolas Cage: We're going to have a three-way with the declaration of independence
faggotstuck:
one time i made a typo “nice cage”
and all i could think of was
“i’m going to ask if i can borrow the declaration of independence”
I ship Obama/America.
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