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Merry Christmas to all of our followers!
OH MY GOD GUYS
canciondulcedeespana: I’m talking to my Japanese friend right now, and I asked her about Christmas and stuff there then I asked if it was true that KFC convinced them that Fried Chicken was the traditional American meal on Christmas AND SHE SAID THAT THEY EVEN CONVINCED THE JAPANESE PEOPLE THAT AMERICANS PRAYED TO A FRIED CHICKEN GOD OH MY GOD SCREECHING SO MANY FEELINGS ‘MURICA
America, now that pizza is a vegetable, can we make vodka a vegetable too?– i mean, it’s made from potatoes.. (via revengeofthelagomorphs)
God bless Amurrica.
hannahsneakers: I wish I was a fish too.
atum-tha-beast: I Am A Real American - Rick...
tothegodofdeath: a pizza a day keeps the doctor away.
Jon Stewart on Rick Perry.
Feast Your Eyes: The United States Is No Longer... →
“It’s not exactly good news, but the United States is no longer the world’s fattest nation. It turns out that the rest of the world is gaining on us, putting on more weight at a faster pace. This is especially true in Pacific island nations and in the Middle East, where Kuwait now represents the world’s fattest industrialized nation. Bothregions seem to be struggling to...
RE: "Can I get vegetables on my pizza?"
Hell yeah you can, this is America.
Freedom is the sacred right of all humanity, thus...
TOO MUCH FREEDOM?
NEVER ENOUGH FREEDOM, THIS IS AMERICA.