October 2011
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I am going as the Second Amendment for Halloween
conversationparade:
So get your tickets to the gun show because I am rolling my sleeves up to my shoulders and going as the RIGHT TO BARE ARMS.
GOD BLESS AMURICA.
ivythestoryanon:
Once upon a time, there was a free hoar named Lexi. She took her coffee with a dash of democracy and a pinch of FREEDOM, MUTHAFUCKAS. If you ask her a question, there’s a chance she won’t respond because she might not be able to hear you over the sound of her freedom. I’m not going to write the rest of this, because I don’t have to, because that is my choice not to as a FREE...
All you will ever need to know for math
siriusly-ood:
U+S+A = FREEDOM
safetyfirth asked: Why do Americans speak English tho?
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Ron Paul should be president because he is 76...
dongcity:
17
76
1776
America
The man is the very embodiment of America.
He has white hair and red and blue varicose veins.
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Zach : I wish I had 27% magic attack on everything.
Chris : I WISH I HAD
Chris : 27% MORE FREEDOM
Chris : BUT
Chris : I ALREADY HAVE
Chris : 307823904872034872034%
Chris : CAUSE THIS IS
Chris : 'MURICA
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UGH! TUMBLR IS ACTING SO EFFING STUPID!
365celebstory:
TUMBLR YOU MIGHT TAKE AWAY MY ONLY LIFE…
BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE AWAY MY FREEDOM!!! YEAAAAAHHH!! AMURICAAA!
Knock knock, Who's there?
thetheavail:
FREEDOM baby. That’s who.
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icriedandiwasinthe-portkey:
My Dutch friend told me Holland is better than American is soccer/”football” I told him we beat Holland in…. FREEDOM!!
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weretheperfectharmony asked: well this is about the greatest fucking tumblr to exist!
commie-femme asked: I HEAR MURICA INVENTED EAGLES AND FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY IS THIS TRUE
thenewkidontheoldblock asked: I got 99 problems, but FREEDOM ain't one.
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rattlingscales:
Processed cheese slices?
You mean American cheese.
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Ok I'm going to bed now
isaythedarnedestthings:
NOTHING BETTER THAN SLEEPING ON A PILLOW OF JUSTICE
AND A MATTRESS OF FREEDOM
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HEY SORRY CAN YOU REPEAT THAT. I COULDNT HEAR YOU....
my-dear-redrum:
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IF YOU'RE HATING ON AMERICA FEEL FREE TO LEAVE
red-vs-blue:
YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM TO.
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safetycanary asked: CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EXISTENCE.
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WHEN I WAKE UP I LIKE TO GET MY DAY STARTED WITH A...
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icriedandiwasin-theravine:
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CAN WE JUST MAKE CANADA AND MEXICO STATES PLEASE
shmassidy:
THEN EVERYONE CAN HAVE FREEDOM
WE WILL CALL OURSELVES AMEXICADIANS
AND WE WILL EAT TACOS WITH BACON AND MAPLE SYRUP
YEAHHHHHH
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sh4ne:
kleinessegelboot:
sh4ne:
i was speaking to my canadian friend and comparing our school schedules. i told her that i had a free period. she told me that they don’t have those at her school.
of course not, you’re in canada
NOTHING IS FREE THERE
Instead of taking free periods, we take extra classes to learn more and improve. Oh, and don’t forget about our free health care. ;)
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laakonbobaakon:
Don’t like it? I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my freedom.
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I love the America meme
apeculiarnuisance:
but not as much as I love freedom
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sh4ne:
I was speaking to my canadian friend and comparing our school schedules. I told her that I had a free period. She told me that they don’t have those at her school.
Of course not, you’re in Canada.
NOTHING IS FREE THERE
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If loving America is wrong
thedevilismyfather666:
then I don’t want to be right.
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I'll take my morning coffee with a side of FREEDOM
thatkidcarl:
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rainsofcastamere:
economics teacher: what is america’s biggest export?
…
FREEDOM.
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captainwarbuckle:
everything about me is free
except the fat in my food
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The only languages I speak are American and...