May 2013
22 posts
zaynmalik-me:
can i borrow your african american crayon?
pkmntrainerjohn:
i run a blog called fucknosocaljustice where i point out the flaws in the southern california legal system
so basically america's rationale for jumping into...
america: hey dont do the thing
germany: does the thing
america: motherfucker
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
ohabutt:
in middle school my friend used to give me these huge lemons to eat because they were delicious and one time i was eating one and some idiot told me he’d give me ten bucks to take a huge bite and another kid added five so i got 15 american dollar for doing what i was already doing truly this is the land of opportunity
April 2013
36 posts
graceebooks:
unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
drarna:
malcolm X? more like malcolm FLEX!!
[flexes biceps]
[racism ends]
darrynek:
we shall name this land “The United States of America”
Sorry! That name is taken.
we shall name this land “The-United-States-0f-America”
Excellent!
“Any time bombs are used to target innocent civilians it is an act of terrorism”
– Barack Obama outing himself as a terrorist. (via cadburycrazed)
sluttyoliveoil:
wake up America. you overslept. you’re going to be late for school
wonderbolt-dashie:
assiest:
a romantic comedy about a north korean dictator and a south korean popstar called ‘seoul mates’
This is why they want to attack us
novemberrain93:
boundedbyrealityy:
People send their kids to school, kids get shot.
People watch batman, they get shot.
People run marathons for charity, they get bombed.
Where is the innocence in the world, is there even good left in us?
Teacher sacrifices her life to save children.
Hollywood cancels premiere and Christian Bale goes to honor victims.
People rush to donate their own...
danisnotafaggot:
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
winchesterwolves:
moniker-padacklyte:
zillystring:
wasereborworthit:
mellowminty:
pizzaforpresident:
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
loki-cat:
that one time kim jong ill took kim jong un to disneyland
